Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.
Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.
Never floss with a stranger.
The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left, said Hermione stubbornly. I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns the...
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.
I want to do it too! said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.Nope, said Nudge, shaking her head. You stand out like a fart in church.
And what if the other kids laugh at me? Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. I have a Cape Breton accent! They’ll know I’m from Canada and they’ll start ask...
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
Civilization begins with distillation
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
The only furniture in the dank space was a flimsy cot. Water dripped steadily in one corner. A hole in the floor appeared to serve as a latrine. What most caught Kendra's eye were the messages scratch...
Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef. His companion had less stew in his hair, but an equally lar...
yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...
Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hideI smell the blood of a petty little coward