A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
The notion of "cause and effect" is sometimes useful in real life, and it can even be interesting in art, but I'm more interested in "cause and cause" or "effect and effect" or "and and and".
Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.
Wait!" said Erbrechen, suddenly feeling jovial. "I change my mind. Never shite again. Ever. Anywhere."It was a small thing, but of such small things were life's joys truly made. The thought, he knew,...
Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened.Next! Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.Whoa! Dan said.Amy gripped his arm. You found it?No, but...
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home.
My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up und...
Well, it was so quiet you could have heard a molecule fart three states away.
I want to do it too! said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.Nope, said Nudge, shaking her head. You stand out like a fart in church.
Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!
What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I farted...
He that lives upon hope will die farting.
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
Some well-meaning folks think if we stop talking about racism, it’ll magically disappear, like the smell of an errant fart. But like a fart, people might try to be polite and ignore it, but everyone k...
An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.
O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes?Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows?Why do you hold your breathlest you...
