In the Old Language, she hissed, If any harm shall befall him, I will come after you, and find you where you sleep. I do not care where you lay your head or who with, my vengeance shall rain upon you...
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I have to return some videotapes
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you'...
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'