“ To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ In the Old Language, she hissed, If any harm shall befall him, I will come after you, and find you where you sleep. I do not care where you lay your head or who with, my vengeance shall rain upon you… J.R. Ward
“ A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order. Ryan Lilly
“ Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all. Shannon L. Alder
“ There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party. Shannon L. Alder
“ Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester.I flipped him off.Well that wasn't funny at… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. Curtis Tyrone Jones
“ He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars.The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We we… James Patterson
“ My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero. Adam West
“ You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.Basically, we are stupid. Saurabh Sharma
“ I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
