Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!
Wow, we're identical!
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I'm a Baroque person. More than Baroque, I'm a Rococo person. I don't draw straight lines.
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian's Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People's Business.
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain. Light clicked on.He tugged the chain again.Light went off.Oh...
Francesca took a navy blue sheath from a hanger and held it up. This is darling, Gabriel. Don't you love it? You're right, I think we need to concentrate on much more feminine articles of clothing.He...
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
You're insane! she shouted.Pretty cool, huh?No!Tally yelled. Why didn't you tell me it was broken?Shay shrugged. More fun that way?More fun? Her heart beating fast,her vision strangely clear. She was...
So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
Seven billion who need to be kept happy, and docile, until the end. How do you do that? What's the best way to calm down a scared kid, get them to go back to sleep? Tell them a story. Some shit about...
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.