“ To smile sincerely is acceptable after making mistakes – that is the best way to feel cheerful and repeat the same mistakes. Eraldo Banovac
“ I love your hairless chest.” She nuzzled his pecs. “So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. Nicole Archer
“ How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here,” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot of protein instead. Heather M. Orgeron
“ I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that. Oliver Markus Malloy
“ When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and you´d fuck them and then they´d pay… Daniel Clowes
“ Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on.Nesta Cathy Hopkins
“ Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt cak… T.J. Klune
“ When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombi… Shamus McCarty
“ I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies Isaac Marion
“ Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances. Jane Costello
“ Hello,” said the beautiful elven maid. “I was just thinking, and I mean no offence, but—how can any fighting force crowded with the softer sex hope to prevail in battle?”“Huh?” said Elliot, brilliantl… Sarah Rees Brennan
“ Life as a private investigator, slash bounty hunter wasn’t all Gary Beck wanted it to be. There weren’t any big mansions on a palm beach owned by an affluent writer generous enough to let him live ren… Christina Engela
“ You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? Renita D'Silva
“ I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do. Renita D'Silva
“ Have you been reading those books that clueless illiterate Duja in charge of the lending library lets you borrow?’ ‘No, Ma.’ ‘Then what put you in mind of devils possessing nuns to take over the churc… Renita D'Silva
“ WAIT, WAIT! JUST one more!”“Bliss, there are children waiting.”And they probably hated us, but I was just so glad to see her smiling that I didn’t care.“Yeah, well, they all just jumped on the bandwag… Cora Carmack
“ But at times words can be a dangerous addition to music — they can pin it down. Words imply that the music is about what the words say, literally, and nothing more. If done poorly, they can destroy th… David Byrne
