“ I squared my shoulders, trying to ignore the fact that I was standing in the apartment of the sea witch, wearing a fairy-tale prom gown, waiting for the attack of the mermaids. Seanan McGuire
“ We bask in the scent of cinnamon beforeMom puts a scone her plate.'His name is Rich,' she says.I select a scone too.'I like a man with an adjective for a name. Kelly Bingham
“ For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question Rick Yancey
“ Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol. Kirt J. Boyd
“ Being me is a job — is labour so time-consuming and expensive that I have to have a second job just to support it. So that I can drink, I have to get drink and that isn’t something people give away an… A.L. Kennedy
“ How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It’s like scientists aren’t even trying! Tanya Masse
“ It’s funny how I’m encouraged to go to school so much, but I’ve learned more valuable things on google then from school. James Jean-Pierre
“ Whatever you may say, genuine emotions are aroused by people. The first smile of a newborn, love confession, hang-loose chatting with friends, weekly meetings with dears, and a lot more other things i… Auliq Ice
“ Artemis grit her teeth. "I need a favor. I have some hunting to do, alone. I need you to take my companions to Camp Half-Blood." "Sure Sis!" then he raised his hands in a "stop everything" gesture. "I… Rick Riordan
“ So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. Rick Riordan
“ Python opened his eyes. "What do you want?""To sing you songs about my awesomeness!""Oh, please. Just kill me now.""Okay!" Apollo drew his bow and shot the snake between the eyes. Then he sang a song… Rick Riordan
“ When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I can… M.F. Moonzajer
“ Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. Jennifer Estep
“ My two greatest loves were, of course, Daphne and Hyacinthus, but when you're a god as popular as Rick Riordan
“ Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch. Darynda Jones