“ Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. Dara Horn
“ We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty… Oliver Markus
“ Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. Lois Greiman
“ Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. Lois Greiman
“ He closes the door with a determined click, and I hear him call to a flight attendant, and I sink down onto the toilet seat, resting my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands as I listen to him th… Christina Lauren
“ When guys try to get a good job and make a lot of money, it's so that they can find a good mate, because they know women like guys with money. Big tits are to men, what big wallets are to women. A sex… Oliver Markus
“ A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Halt glared at his friend as the whistling continued.'I had hoped that your new sense of responsibly would put an end to that painful shrieking noise you make between your lips' he said.Crowley smiled… John Flanagan
“ Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Kaz reached into his coat pocket. "Here," he said and handed Jesper a slender book with an elaborate cover."Are we going to read to each other?""Just flip it open to the back."Jesper opened the book a… Leigh Bardugo
“ Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own c… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
