“ I… I can’t. I wish I were a little bolder.”“What for?” the Hatter asked. “Being a small rock wouldn’t be much fun. Melinda DuChamp
“ It would seem very silly to start a conversation with a common hedgehog. They are not at all like cats, who surely understand the human language. Erin Forbes
“ The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart. Criss Jami
“ Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a bil… Oliver Markus
“ I'm gonna go put my earplugs in and practice piano for hours until my fingers bleed. I practice the piano with the focus of Helen Keller—and nothing can distract me from the scent of the music.-Karen… Karen Quan
“ Name a song. Any song at all."She thought for a moment and said, "'Claire de Lune.'"I placed my hands on the keyboard. I closed my eyes and tilted my head back and struck a key, sounding a single note… Michael Darling
“ May I help you?""Mr. Neck-uh-stone-sack please," I replied."Um. You mean Nat?""Yeah. This is Counselor Smallwater's law office. May I speak with Nat?""Well, he's in a class right now. Can I take a mes… Michael Darling
“ Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King to me.An helpmeet? What the great googly-moogly was that? Michael Darling
“ Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody. Criss Jami
“ Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness. Criss Jami
“ Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny. Criss Jami
“ There is this common notion that people are shallow and ignorant until they go out and see the world. I, on the other hand, went out and in comparison realized I was in pretty good standing. Criss Jami
“ Quiet,â€� she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself. Adele Rose
