“ Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ You haven't been fired," Mary said with a sigh. "You always jump to the worst possible conclusion. Why on earth would you be getting f Lindsey Kelk
“ Why should I ignore them? In my own house? Spiteful snobs! I’ve appalling taste, do I? I’m skeletal, am I? Anyone would look skeletal next to them. They are both starting to look like porkers! As soon… Sonal Panse
“ You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown. Ljupka Cvetanova
“ It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. Lindsey Kelk
“ Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE.… Lindsey Kelk
“ Pull something out and show me.” I said thoughtlessly. Isaac started snickering, Ethan joined in. Asher was holding back a laugh, his cheeks turning pink. I thought about what I said and started laugh… B.L. Brunnemer
“ Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important,… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ I know nothing of magick,” the naked man said to the raven, “except what you told me.” He laughed sadly. “And I barely remember that. I tend to drift off when you ramble. Ash Gray
“ Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don’t get their way.: Ash Gray
“ :I am Topaz,: the unicorn on the hill haughtily announced, :and this is my vale.: :I was not aware unicorns could own vales,: Wareska linked. The unicorn stiffened, and even from this distance, Waresk… Ash Gray
