“ It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience what things are funny and not. Keenen Ivory Wayans
“ When I was a kid, I wanted to be serious, like Daniel Day-Lewis. No one really dreams of being a comic actor, do they? Now I realise how stupid that is - and it's because comic acting isn't taken seri… Chris O'Dowd
“ Your mail could've waited. Daemon followed me into the kitchen. What is it? Just books?Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand. Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frank… MaryJanice Davidson
“ Whispers followed me down the hall. Ignoring them was harder than I´d imagined. Every Cell in my body demanded that I confront them. And do what? Jump on them like a crazy spider monkey and take them… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spir… Ilona Andrews
“ Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime.'Die, bastards.'She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die. Kresley Cole
“ Just a minute, Miss Frazetti, I'm getting dressed.''Hurry it up, Mo,' snapped Carla, her voice crackly through the cheap speakers. 'I'm getting oldhere. Eoin Colfer
“ I saw a dark void under the platform and had just enough time to think: Fuck me he's a earthbender. Ben Aaronovitch
“ I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now. Anne Stuart
“ He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to Lawrence Davenport about Lawrence Davenport. Jeffrey Archer
“ Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention. Orson Scott Card
“ Considering what a hot, wed dog smells like, dog stew has a surprisingly savory odor To tell the truth, it tastes pretty good, like oxtail. To be perfectly honest, it's delicious. (Anything about this… P.J. O'Rourke
“ Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said.Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.''Thank heavens he'… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it. Kara Swisher
“ Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen's funny movies - all the humor comes out of sad stuff. Sometimes you have to laugh, no matter what life… Tim O'Brien
“ Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up o… Cameron Boyce
“ My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers. Anonymous
