Michael Thomas Ford Quotes

I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her chair...

He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, was...

Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn't work.What might look like the pe...

Why is it okay to put someone to death, but it’s not okay for those people to do it themselves?

When I was a kid, I used to watch that show, sitting on the couch in my pajamas and wishing more than anything that one day I'd just change into this other person. I thought that would explain everyth...

I didn't ask to be saved

Then he asked me which one I thought was most likely to happen. I wish I knew. I really do. But I don’t. You’d think that after living with these people for fifteen years I’d know a little something a...

I mean, if I’m going to go to all the trouble of being gay and everything, I might as well tell people.

Where’s the skill in throwing a hook loaded with tempting bait into the general vicinity of lots of perpetually hungry creatures with brains the size of mustard seeds? You might as well go to a playgr...

He had never been a religious person. Even as a child he had found the notion of an omnipotent creator who punished his crations inconsistently for minor infractions of a vaguely defined moral code to...

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are? Why can’t it just be something that happens?

But think about it: Right from the start the odds are against you. It’s kind of amazing that any of us ever get here at all.

Like many men his age, he occupied a kind of limbo, not young enough to be the new face in the bars that everyone wanted and not old enough to be – and didn’t want to be – the funny old queen whose jo...

People always say they want to hear the truth, but they really don't

Düşünün. İdam mahkumlarını, daha sonra öldürebilmek için ölümü bekledikleri sırada canlı tutuyorlar. Mahkumları, zamanı geldiğinde yargılayabilmek için intihar etmesinler diye gözetim altında tutuyorl...

Sometimes seeing the changes in one another had the opposite effect and actually comforted them. Seeing that they weren’t alone in growing older, they stopped caring, or at least caring so much. But o...

To be fair he is Lord Byron, Jane said. I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another. -- Jane Fairfax

When compiled its list of the one hundred best novels written in English, do you know that was number twelve? She stopped pacing and glared at Jane. And do you know where was? she asked. She looked...

And just because your life isn’t as awful as someone else’s, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. You can’t compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn’t work. What might look like...