“ I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her chair… Michael Thomas Ford
“ He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, was… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn't work.What might look like the pe… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Why is it okay to put someone to death, but it’s not okay for those people to do it themselves? Michael Thomas Ford
“ When I was a kid, I used to watch that show, sitting on the couch in my pajamas and wishing more than anything that one day I'd just change into this other person. I thought that would explain everyth… Michael Thomas Ford
“ I mean, if I’m going to go to all the trouble of being gay and everything, I might as well tell people. Michael Thomas Ford
“ Then he asked me which one I thought was most likely to happen. I wish I knew. I really do. But I don’t. You’d think that after living with these people for fifteen years I’d know a little something a… Michael Thomas Ford
“ But think about it: Right from the start the odds are against you. It’s kind of amazing that any of us ever get here at all. Michael Thomas Ford
“ He had never been a religious person. Even as a child he had found the notion of an omnipotent creator who punished his crations inconsistently for minor infractions of a vaguely defined moral code to… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are? Why can’t it just be something that happens? Michael Thomas Ford
“ Where’s the skill in throwing a hook loaded with tempting bait into the general vicinity of lots of perpetually hungry creatures with brains the size of mustard seeds? You might as well go to a playgr… Michael Thomas Ford
“ In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party. Michael Thomas Ford
“ And just because your life isn’t as awful as someone else’s, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. You can’t compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn’t work. What might look like… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Sometimes seeing the changes in one another had the opposite effect and actually comforted them. Seeing that they weren’t alone in growing older, they stopped caring, or at least caring so much. But o… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Like many men his age, he occupied a kind of limbo, not young enough to be the new face in the bars that everyone wanted and not old enough to be – and didn’t want to be – the funny old queen whose jo… Michael Thomas Ford
“ Düşünün. İdam mahkumlarını, daha sonra öldürebilmek için ölümü bekledikleri sırada canlı tutuyorlar. Mahkumları, zamanı geldiğinde yargılayabilmek için intihar etmesinler diye gözetim altında tutuyorl… Michael Thomas Ford
“ To be fair he is Lord Byron, Jane said. I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another. -- Jane Fairfax Michael Thomas Ford
“ When compiled its list of the one hundred best novels written in English, do you know that was number twelve? She stopped pacing and glared at Jane. And do you know where was? she asked. She looked… Michael Thomas Ford
