Irma, she said. But I had started to walk away. I heard her say some more things but by then I had yanked my skirt up and was running down the road away from her and begging the wind to obliterate her...
Isn’t he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
It was a still night, tinted with the promise of dawn. A crescent moon was just setting. Ankh-Morpork, largest city in the lands around the Circle Sea, slept.That statement is not really true On the o...
It was all Mrs. Bumble. She do it, urged Mr. Bumble; first looking round, to ascertain that his partner had left the room.That is no excuse, returned Mr. Brownlow. You were present on the occasion of...
It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.
It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.
It's very important my parent's don't think I'm starting to fall in love with people, because then they might notice that I'm growing up, and I'm kind of trying to keep it a secret. I think it will ca...
I’ll always be your friend, he said. Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too. He groaned and shifted in his chair. Soon. I want to be that soon. Then a look came over him. Oh...
I’ve been thinking about that proof I spoke of last time – that you’re where you’re supposed to be. And it occurred to me, can you prove you’d be better off somewhere else? If you’d have left the stat...
Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.
Jason hated being an old man.
Just a minute, Miss Frazetti, I'm getting dressed.''Hurry it up, Mo,' snapped Carla, her voice crackly through the cheap speakers. 'I'm getting oldhere.
Kendrick walked over to her purposefully, hauled her up into his arms and gave her a mock frown. I hunger, wench.Genevieve put her arms around his neck. Well? What are you going to hunt us for dinner?...
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to...
Let come the forces of night! We will stand! We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, I muttered.
Lief. That's not nice, considering all your sister has done for you, admonished Perl.Oh right. How could I forget that she made me bait for a snake, left me on house arrest in Ixia, and smuggled me in...
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
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