“ Ah, damn it, lass,'he called after her. 'I've busted my stitches wide open.''What?'she cried, hurrying back to him. 'Let me see!''Ah-ha!' He snared her around the waist, dragging her down with him to… Kresley Cole
“ I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. 'Enough Said' had that stuff, but I wanted it to be… Nicole Holofcener
“ My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. Terry Farrell
“ YouTube's a funny place because so many creators fall into their aesthetics out of necessity and the visuals are driven out of an urge to create. You get a lot of interesting examples of interesting d… Freddie Wong
“ Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I wri… George Harrison
“ It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'Tha… T. J. Miller
“ I remember my fourth grade teacher reading 'Charlotte's Web' and 'Stuart Little' to us - both, of course, by E. B. White. His stories were genuinely funny, thought provoking and full of irony and char… Louis Sachar
“ I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was goin… Retta
“ And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. Roseanne Barr
“ Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. Kyle Johnson
“ You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck, would it have killed you to read a book? Metatron Supernatural
“ Writing is like knitting. Stitch after stitch, word by word, and before you know it you have a book ... or a jumper! Luggs
