“ I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. Karl Lagerfeld
“ As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' ch… P. J. O'Rourke
“ I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney
“ You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into… Lawrence Kasdan
“ I think it's really important for celebrities to use their power of money and fame to get their voices out there. It's funny to me that we're expected to keep quiet just because of who we are. Why do… Lisa Edelstein
“ It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. Martha Plimpton
“ I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare. Julianna Margulies
“ You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! John Green
“ The only fault he found with her was that she did not sing at her work. Folks should always sing at their work, he insisted. Sounds cheerful-like. Not always, retorted Valancy. Fancy a butcher singing… L.M. Montgomery
“ None of my issues have included memory loss or unconscious actions, she said.Thomas squinted back at her. If they had, how would you know it?Molly frowned. Valid point. Jim Butcher
“ No one's stopping you, said Jess. But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. Nick Hornby
“ Jamie spied a Hershey's almond bar still in its wrapper lying in the corner of the landing. He picked it up and tore open one corner. Was it bitten into? asked Claudia. No, Jamie smiled. Want half? Yo… E.L. Konigsburg
“ Invalidating a woman’s life choices by saying things like, Oh, but you’ll regret it if you don’t have kids, or, I didn’t think I wanted kids either until I had one, is like me going to an Alcoholics A… Jen Kirkman
“ If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother. S.E. Hinton
“ I squinted at her. You’re an adult. You’re an adult too. But you’re an older adult. You’ve had more practice. Mom leaned back and laughed. Ilona Andrews
