“ Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch. Jen Kirkman
“ Invalidating a woman’s life choices by saying things like, Oh, but you’ll regret it if you don’t have kids, or, I didn’t think I wanted kids either until I had one, is like me going to an Alcoholics A… Jen Kirkman
“ I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously. Jen Kirkman
“ Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach… Jen Kirkman
“ I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation. Jen Kirkman
“ I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s h… Jen Kirkman
“ If you put any effort into anything you do and have a strong sense of self to the point where you don’t even question your choices before you walk out of the house— you’re a fucking weirdo. Jen Kirkman
“ I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear. Jen Kirkman
