Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my ey...
'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I really like 'Shameless' because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that's really important that's a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It's do...
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps could become your sound, too. I did that with Hemingway, and I thought I was writing...
Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty and...
I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.
You don't seem to need many qualifications to liaise with Muggles; all they want is an OWL in Muggle Studies. ''Much more important is your enthusiasm, patience and a good sense of fun.'' - ''You'd ne...
I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck, would it have killed you to read a book?
Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
Let us go forth and unconquer the world!
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom
There comes a time in every woman's life where she will decide to eat cookie dough. It is when and how that truly defines her.
don't try to hate me or even judging my attitude anyway you are gonna fall in love.
In sum," Midlife said, giving the room his best you-the-jury baritone, "Our defense will be...?" He looked to Matt for the answer/"Blame the other guy," Matt said."Which other guy?""Yes.""Huh?""We bla...