“ Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen
“ And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up. Nigella Lawson
“ I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you're d… Tracee Ellis Ross
“ The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. J. K. Rowling
“ You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing a… David R. Ellis
“ Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around prob… Julia Roberts
“ Senator. If you call my friend a liar one more time, I will take it badly.Excuse me? Arnos said, his eyebrows rising up.I suggest you find an alternate shortsighted, egomaniacally ridiculous reason to… Jim Butcher
“ Instead of the calendrical terms Monday, Tuesday and so forth, we cheerfully offer the following surrogates. Use them freely and often, for their use honors us all. For Sunday, please use Sunshine. Fo… Mark Dunn
“ Inconceivable!You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. William Goldman
“ If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. Julie Powell
“ Honestly, as much as I love my brother, I’m not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom. He reached out with a muscular arm and used his fingers to brush a few strands of hair off my che… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ He's bound to have done , Nobby repeated.In this he was echoing the Patrician's view of crime and punishment. If there was crime, there should be punishment. If the specific criminal should be involve… Terry Pratchett
“ Does it hurt?He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. Only when I laugh.I’ll try not to be funny.Epic fail, beautiful. Rachel Caine
“ As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and th… Ben Aaronovitch
“ I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or throu… Hannibal Buress
“ I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking… Steve Carell
“ It's funny how we 'do' Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with i… Monica Johnson
“ Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us. Robert Klein
“ I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. George Takei
