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J.K. Rowling Quote

Excellent, said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry — They won’t, said Harry. That you’re safe — That’ll just depress them. — and you’ll see them next summer. Do I have to?

J.K. Rowling

Excellent, said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry — They won’t, said Harry. That you’re safe — That’ll just depress them. — and you’ll see them next summer. Do I have to?

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