John Green Quote

I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea.He was quiet for a second. God, he said. I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones to Amsterdam.But then I would've had a probably fatal episode of deoxygenation in Amsterdam, and my body would have been shipped home in the cargo hold of an airplane, I said. Well, yeah, he said. But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid.I laughed pretty hard, hard enought that I felt where the chest tube had been. You laugh because it's true, he said.I laughed again.It's true, isn't it! Probably not, I said, and then after a moment added, although you never know.

John Green

I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea.He was quiet for a second. God, he said. I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones to Amsterdam.But then I would've had a probably fatal episode of deoxygenation in Amsterdam, and my body would have been shipped home in the cargo hold of an airplane, I said. Well, yeah, he said. But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid.I laughed pretty hard, hard enought that I felt where the chest tube had been. You laugh because it's true, he said.I laughed again.It's true, isn't it! Probably not, I said, and then after a moment added, although you never know.

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