The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.
You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it.
I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.
The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No bablo ingles."