“ Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living. George Bernard Shaw
“ An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy. Madeleine L'Engle
“ Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. Abraham Lincoln
“ Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. Ronald Reagan