“ I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Be my bedtime story and the thoughts that won't let me fall asleep. Be the conversation that I always have in my head at 3 AM and that beautiful voice that never lets me sleep. Akshay Vasu
“ Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme. Paul The Astronaut
“ Good night! Good night!Far flies the light;But still God's loveShall shine above,Making all bright,Good night! Good night! Victor Hugo
“ Bedtime is fraught with fear and disappointment. When it is just me alone with my restless body and mind, I feel like the whole world is asleep and gone. It's very lonely. I am tired of being tired an… Amy Poehler
“ How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows Alex Morritt
“ Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. Melinda K. Trotter
“ If you want to see and feel magic first hand, read a book to your kid before bedtime. —Richard Due Richard Due
“ So much is yet to come. Soon will be blankets and pillows, and books by the bed to make the stuff of dreams. And then tomorrows. Jim McCann
“ Bedtime storiesEventide RhapsodiesAnthologies of MemoryPlease enter cautiously and feel free to open what is closed Erin Morgenstern
“ Chana knows, I wondered sometimes how I raised that child without strangling her. By age six, [Jasnah] was pointing out my logical fallacies as I tried to get her to go to bed on time. Brandon Sanderson
“ VespersLittle Boy kneels at the foot of the bed,Droops on the little hands little gold head.Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!Christopher Robin is saying his prayers.God bless Mummy. I know that's right.W… A.A. Milne
“ You may see all that is around youBut you may feel nothing at all.So try and close your eyes so tightAnd listen to the night time fall. Stephen Cosgrove
“ Till, silentlywithout one peep, the angels come, their watch to keep.They'll hold you safe while dreaming deep. The pillow cool beneath your head,all star lit is your feather bed which glides the m… Dixie Dawn Miller Goode
“ I looked at the clock with the faint unconscious hope common to all mothers that time will somehow have passed magically away and the next time you look it will be bedtime. Shirley Jackson
“ Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been to sleep before. "Bed? What's that? No, I'm not doing that… Jim Gaffigan
“ Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings. Once the lights are out, you can expect at least an hour of inmates clanging their tin cups on the… Jim Gaffigan
