Top Cow Quotes

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

That sure as fuck ain't no cow

Cow Definition

(n.) A chimney cap; a cowl

(n.) The mature female of bovine animals.

(n.) The female of certain large mammals, as whales, seals, etc.

(v. t.) To depress with fear; to daunt the spirits or courage of; to overawe.

(n.) A wedge, or brake, to check the motion of a machine or car; a chock.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

As writers we live life twice, like a cow that eats its food once and then regurgitates it to chew and digest it again. We have a second chance at biting into our experience and examining it. ...This...

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.

Now and then a pair of eyes would burn at us out of the dark ahead. I knew that they were the eyes of a cow–a poor dear stoic old cow with a cud, standing on the highway shoulder, for there wasn't any...

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

But you know, even worrying about haircuts couldn't depress me. Because every time I started sinking low, I'd just remember about football. All this time I'd thought I wanted to be a trainer, when it...

Je me souviens d'un fromage qui s'appelait la Vache sérieuse (la Vache qui rit lui a fait un procès et l'a gagné).

She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so inhuman.