“ North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? Bobby Heenan
“ I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun. Bobby Heenan
“ Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's… Bobby Heenan