North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's...