“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ When a bookworm finally decides to leave the house, perhaps to explore some literary destination in one of her novels, she will be surprised to know that there is a volatile, often antagonistic force… Joyce Rachelle
“ There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining stars in the school will teach you how small you are and how comical to own an ego! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. Carroll Bryant
“ All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. Carroll Bryant
“ You dare quarrel with me Doerwyne?She wrinkled her nose. "It's not quarreling to express an opinion'""Women don't have opinions.""Then I must be a man, because I have plenty. Georgia Fox