There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Seja como for, as pessoas dedicadas à religião não querem reconhecer a realidade que contradiz o seu conto de fadas. Se realmente vivermos num universo sem Deus, elas perdem o emprego. O fluxo de dinh...
I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
If you're not failing you're not trying anything.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
I do not believe in an afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear.