All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?
Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.'And he said,'Well...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and...
It was one of those great spring days, it was Sunday, and you knew summer would be coming soon. And I remember that morning Dorrie and I had gone for a walk in the park and come back to the apartment....
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, [Cloquet thought,] while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.