“ I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw
“ It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais
“ The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. Bertrand Russell
“ There can't be a quarrel without two parties, and I won't be one. I will be a friend to you in spite of you. So now you know what you've got to expect Charles Dickens
“ There is no good arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat. James Russell Lowell
“ Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words. Woody Allen