Let the world unfold without always attempting to figure it all out.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Movement is knowledge. Art is perception
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.