The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You ca...
Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
I like children - fried.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."
No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
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