W. C. Fields Quote

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...

Put down your glass, it is time to dance. If you want to get drunk all you need is to drink love. Put down your pipe and do away with these childish toys. If you want to get high all you need is to br...

I was mistaken when I said you live in my heart. How absurd I was when you live in my fingertips so that everything I touch is you. How foolish I was when you live in my toes so that everywhere I go t...

I have become intoxicated again.You are such a potent wine, my friend.To escape your withdrawal effects,tomorrow I will drink in excess.Alas, why make me love?I was aware, conscious, and sensible befo...

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories

When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.

Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.

What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.