When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't...
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!
When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has mad...
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
And then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!