Norton Juster Quote

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.

Indeed, the acknowledgement of God is not synonymous with religion.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Traces of the same spiritual concepts and symbolism that enlighten the Egyptian texts are found all around the world among cultures that we can be certain were never in direct contact. Straightforward...

There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.