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Mitch Hedberg Quote

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Tags: food, adulthood, humor, pasta

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.