If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
This earth is His, to Him belong those vast and boundless skies;Both seas within Him rest, and yet in that small pool He lies.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Stand out tall amidst challenges! Dwarf all irrelevant voices.
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us - avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.
Joy cannot be pursued. It comes from within. It is a state of being. It does not depend on circumstances, but triumphs over circumstances. It produces a gentleness of spirit and a magnetic personality...
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.