Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass."--Hanna...
All adventurous women do.
That is because no one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone's gonna think of to say about me, I've already said to me, about me, probably within the last half h...
I feel like I don't watch that many shows with death.
At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.
I feel like there are fifty ways it's my fault. I fantasized. I took the big pill and the small pill, stuffed myself with substances to make being out in the world with people my own age a little easi...
I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human.
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period...
My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine.
I've never seen Star Wars or The Godfather, so that would be a good excuse for us to spend a bunch of time together.
My mom knows pretty well how I see her.
I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, w...
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
I always reminded myself that this wasn't exactly where I was meant to be, but pit stops are okay on the road of life, aren't they?
Positive, healthy, loving relationships in your twenties... I don't know if anyone would disagree with it: I think they're the exception, not the norm. People are either playing house really aggressiv...
I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they're out of their twenties.
You know, bad poetry I wrote in high school can still be found on the Internet, and, you know, there's a Web log of our college newspaper. You know, there's so many different stages of my creative dev...
I'm ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person.
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.