Jonathan Franzen Quote

The advisors, on the other hand, were like older brothers and sisters. My favorite was Bill Symes, who'd been a founding member of Fellowship in 1967. He was in his early twenties now and studying religion at Webster University. He had shoulders like a two-oxen yoke, a ponytail as thick as a pony's tail, and feet requiring the largest size of Earth Shoes. He was a good musician, a passionate attacker of steel acoustical guitar strings. He liked to walk into Burger King and loudly order two Whoppers with no meat. If he was losing a Spades game, he would take a card out of his hand, tell the other players, Play this suit! and then lick the card and stick it to his forehead facing out. In discussions, he liked to lean into other people's space and bark at them. He said, You better deal with that! He said, Sounds to me like you've got a problem that you're not talking about! He said, You know what? I don't think you believe one word of what you just said to me! He said, Any resistance will be met with an aggressive response! If you hesitated when he moved to hug you, he backed away and spread his arms wide and goggled at you with raised eyebrows, as if to say, Hello? Are you going to hug me, or what? If he wasn't playing guitar he was reading Jung, and if he wasn't reading Jung he was birdwatching, and if he wasn't birdwatching he was practicing tai chi, and if you came up to him during his practice and asked him how he would defend himself if you tried to mug him with a gun, he would demonstrate, in dreamy Eastern motion, how to remove a wallet from a back pocket and hand it over. Listening to the radio in his VW Bug, he might suddenly cry out, I want to hear... 'La Grange' by ZZ Top! and slap the dashboard. The radio would then play La Grange.