I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage i...
Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.Grandma Mazur
Maybe Bunchy was actually Allen Funt in disguise, and I was on funniest bounty hunter bloopers. Margaret
Burst
Anyone else would have just killed the alligator
Saved by the grandmaRanger
In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.
It’s the twenty-first century, I told Tank. Women drive. Only in my bed, Tank said. Never in my car. I didn’t have a reply to that, but I thought it sounded like an okay philosophy. So I beeped the Es...
Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.Is that all? Jake asked Kate. Where's your hand grenade?I don't have a hand grenade.What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?I forgot about that, she...
Stephanie: I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.Morelli: Where'd you get this list? Stephanie: Privileged information.Morelli: You broke into his apartment and stole his littl...
Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning. Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me? He asked me if I had ade...
Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who’s extremely bad in an incredibly good way.
Kate heard from Nick two weeks after the events in Hawesville. He invited her to a mansion on Broad Beach in Malibu. The place belonged to an actor who was shooting an eight-hour gothic miniseries in...
We gotta be professional about this, Lula said, aiming us toward Route 1. We need a plan. How about we get the nail polish first, then we get the guy?
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
Give me the gun. Ranger said.I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over.Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. It's warm, he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment an...
Ranger stood and stretched, his black T-shirt rode up, and I caught a glimpse of two inches of brown skin and hard abs and almost had an orgasm. Babe, he said. Are you okay? Yep. Why? You sort of moan...
Good grief. Are you flirting with me?Honey, my intentions are way past flirting.Your intentions could get you a knee in the groin.Nick grinned. At least your mind's on the right body part.
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