Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.Is that all? Jake asked Kate. Where's your hand grenade?I don't have a hand grenade.What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?I forgot about that, she...
I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy
I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.
I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. It was all because of the shower gel, I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. Shower gel? I ma...
I went to the beauty salon today and got spruced up, Grandma said. Ever since Mildred Frick called me a slut my phone hasn't stopped ringing. I got two dates for the weekend. It might not be such a go...
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.Grandma Mazur
I paused for a light at Hamilton and TWlfth and noticed the Nissan was running rough at idle. Two blocks later it backfired and stalled. I coaxed it into the center of the city. Ffft, ffft, ffft, KAPO...
I crossed the room at a run, barreled through the door to take the stairs, and crashed into Ranger. We lost balance and rolled tangled together to the fourth-floor landing. We lay there for a moment,...
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace...
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped- Ranger
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Anyone else would have just killed the alligator
[Stephanie] This won't be so bad, I said to her, making an effort at convincing myself. How about your blanket? We could wrap him up in the blanket. Then we could pick him up without actually touching...
Women grow up wary, and men grow up thinking they’re immortal.
Vinnie slammed his door shut, and Lula stuck
Saved by the grandmaRanger
Ranger stood and stretched, his black T-shirt rode up, and I caught a glimpse of two inches of brown skin and hard abs and almost had an orgasm. Babe, he said. Are you okay? Yep. Why? You sort of moan...
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. The ceremony is over. Can you make it back to the car?I nodded. I'm okay now. Am I red and blotchy from crying?Yes...
Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere.
Oh, for God's sake, I said. Just give me the stupid thing. I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. GPS, Ranger said to Morelli. Probably I can find her breast without it,...