Janet Evanovich Quotes

Maybe Bunchy was actually Allen Funt in disguise, and I was on funniest bounty hunter bloopers. Margaret

Good grief. Are you flirting with me?Honey, my intentions are way past flirting.Your intentions could get you a knee in the groin.Nick grinned. At least your mind's on the right body part.

Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives.They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said.

Vinnie slammed his door shut, and Lula stuck

I’m short. I have to think tall.

I crossed the room at a run, barreled through the door to take the stairs, and crashed into Ranger. We lost balance and rolled tangled together to the fourth-floor landing. We lay there for a moment,...

She's a silly old lady,' my mother said. 'You could be a good Christian and turn the other cheek.''I'm a plenty good Christian,' Grandma said, 'but I got it on good authority that God wants me to get...

Is there anything else you need from me? Ranger asked.Not right now.

Everyone’s childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood. Riley

Women grow up wary, and men grow up thinking they’re immortal.

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere.

I wrinkled my nose. What is that smell? Oh God, I didn’t mess myself, did I?

I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat.It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.'It caught me by su...

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

Ranger locked eyes with me. Please, he said.

I was hungry, too. I didn’t know what I was

Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.

No Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights.

Ranger clicked his penlight on. Hang onto me if you can't see. I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. I'm good to go.He was still for a beat. You could have held on...