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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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About Jack Handy

Jack Handey (born February 25, 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts, and for his deadpan delivery. Although many assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.