Henny Youngman Quote
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman's routine consisted of telling simple one-liner jokes, occasionally with interludes of violin playing. These depicted simple, cartoon-like situations, eliminating lengthy build-ups and going straight to the punch line. Known as "the King of the One-Liners", a title conferred to him by columnist Walter Winchell, a stage performance by Youngman lasted only 15 to 20 minutes but contained dozens of jokes in rapid succession.