We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.
Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.