“ Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner
“ We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. Grace Williams
“ Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to. Rita Rudner
“ When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond. Russell Baker
