Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.
Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.
Always a godfather - never a god!
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.