Do not antagonize the cops, I told myself. Repeat if necessary: Do not antagonize the cops.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girl...
He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.
When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
Jon smiled at him. I'm sorry about your wrist. Robb used the same move on me once, only with a wooden blade. It hurt like seven hells, but yours must be worse. Look, if you want, I can show you how to...