Top Puppy Quotes

In my experiences, the common critic of Christianity, when he thinks of Christianity, imagines a sort of elementary, Sunday School blunder of elements: fiery Hell, an angry God, 'try not to sin', 'be...

Do you remember that I said I have something to show you?Back when they were entering the house. Before she'd seen Hugh. Before their argument. Yes?He pushed open the door to her bedroom. Look.She wen...

Puppy Definition

(n.) The young of a canine animal, esp. of the common dog; a whelp.

(n.) A name of contemptuous reproach for a conceited and impertinent person.

(v. i.) To bring forth whelps; to pup.

When I held my new puppy in my arms, I broke down in tears. Because I had fallen in love. Not somewhat in love. Not partly in love. Not in a limited amount. I fell fully in love with a creature I had...

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.

There's a world of difference between a dog that is off the leash and a dog that is trained to be off the leash.

Thus went my first Court Day.I think I'm going to puke.

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

Dogs (like rats) are multitalented but they are also not very smart the way humans are. A recent book, devoted to the intelligence of dogs, is 250+ pages long (Stanley Coren, The Intelligence of Dogs:...

I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there's nothing a puppy can do that I can't do!

O.K., then, all right, they would adopt a white-trash dog. Ha ha. They could name it Zeke, buy it a little corncob pipe and a straw hat. She imagined the puppy, having crapped on the rug, looking up a...