Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here...
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Happiness is loving your enemies.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a...
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.