Happiness is loving your enemies.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here...
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a...
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.