“ My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.-… Janet Evanovich
“ If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very huma… Kurt Vonnegut
“ I was merely observing; I have no agenda. He looked at his hand, still touching hers. Where did you get that ring?She contracted her hand into a fist as she pulled it away from him. The amethyst in he… Sarah J. Maas
“ I now had two handy shafts of wood with jagged, pointy ends. I stepped between Inari and the nearest vampire and passed her one broken half of the rod. Here, I said. If you get the chance, make like B… Jim Butcher
“ I catch you without your again, I'm turning you in.Qhuinn cursed. Yeah, and then I'll get fired. Which means V'll Donald trump my ass with a dagger. You're welcome. J.R. Ward
“ Human history seems to me to be one long story of people sweeping down—or up, I suppose—replacing other people in the process. Alexander McCall Smith
“ How could it be that I had actually kissed her cheek without enveloping her, without becoming her? How could I at that moment have refrained from kneeling at her feet and howling? Iris Murdoch
“ Hera: Ohh, Thalia Grace, when I get out of here, you'll be sorry you were ever born.Thalia: Save it! You've been nothing but a curse to every child of Zeus for ages. You sent a bunch of intestinally c… Rick Riordan
“ He smelled the smells of commerce and listened to the cursing of the sailors, both of which he admired: the former, as it reeked of wealth, and the latter because it combined his two other chief preoc… Roger Zelazny
“ He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his back like a cat, hands pressed to his mouth as if trying to drain every taste. It was the onl… Laurell K. Hamilton
“ Giving these lil’ fellas a gun was important to keep the name of the Rebellions strong, because whenever the name drops, it’s only a matter of time before someone kicks your door in. Scrooge, former l… Drexel Deal
“ Emotion is energy in motion; therefore, different states of mind, perceptions, and feelings can all result in different electromagnetic frequencies. How can you elevate your enthusiasm and energize yo… Susan C. Young
“ By the time she awoke she couldn’t even remember if she had a dream or a nightmare. There had only been a deathlike peace. Jason Medina
“ As I recall, he said as his fingertip skimmed the tops of her breasts, I enjoy the sounds a woman makes when I pleasure her.Ye’d not enjoy these sounds. She slapped his hand away. And if ye take me, t… Connie Mason
“ With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, 'Can I sing this part,' or, 'I want to play guitar.' Jeff Ament
