“ Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple… Mark Twain
“ Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ No! Leo yelled. Uhhh, Nico groaned from the floor. Piper! Jason cried. Monkey! Frank yelled. Rick Riordan
“ [I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?… Kevin Hearne
“ When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. Malcolm De Chazal
“ I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. Bill Hirst
“ Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns y… James S.A. Corey
“ All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. Garth Ennis
