“ A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston S. Churchill
“ An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it. Winston S. Churchill
“ He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. P.G. Wodehouse
“ CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets. William Shakespeare
“ DESDEMONA: I hope my noble lord esteems me honest.OTHELLO: Oh, ay, as summer flies are in the shambles,That quicken even with blowing. O thou weed,Who art so lovely fair and smell’st so sweetThat the… William Shakespeare
“ If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Dorothy Parker
