Not all the magic of earth is benevolent.
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.
That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse
Eche, eche, AB32, CD54, EF76, Amanda thought as she kissed Steven. At any moment, she would either kill or transform him.
At least with zombies I know my enemy and I know what to do: Aim and shoot. It's not so easy with people.
Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should thr...
The abundance of small things, it'll bury you.
Mark Spitz had met plenty of the divine-retribution folks over the months. This was their moment; they were umbrella salesmen standing outside a subway entrance in a downpour. The human race deserved...
The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities and boyfriend/girlfriend juice, the stain of lies. For one moment we are bot failed tests and bro...
Nice driving, ya doomed fucks!
I will not negotiate with the undead!
Self-pity NEVER leads to happiness. Avoid it like it's a zombie plague.
As soon as you ascend to heaven in spirit, by being more spiritual and honest with yourself, you will notice that hell comes to you at the exact same time, and earth will literally feel like hell. Eve...
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. O...
I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege of being responsible for another. It was, for a time, what kept me going...
The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.
Jett Gallatin expected trouble in Alsop, Texas—but not zombies.
My stories are about humans and how they react, or fail to react, or react stupidly. I'm pointing the finger at us, not at the zombies. I try to respect and sympathize with the zombies as much as poss...
Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people’s brains who were in the court?’‘This is Trenton,’ Lula said. ‘You might not notice.