New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when they have some control over how quickly they are consumed by guilt, or a dea...
So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.
That's what's happening... zombies are out... but in hour movie... not in series.
The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situ...
When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.
It's not about surviving. It should be about love. When you know love...that's what makes this life worth it. When you live with it everyday. Wake up with it, hold on to it during the thunder and afte...
Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator.
She hugs me. It's tentative at first, a little scared, and yes, a little repulsed, but then she melts into it. She rests her head against my cold neck and embraces me. Unable to believer what's happen...
Sometimes I have to act crazy to handle the crazies. Trying to be normal near the crazies makes me as crazy as them. The more I push reason and logic on them, the more they pervert it and use it again...
Nothing is harder on the nerves than hope.
Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the...
This is the part in the movie where that guy says, Zombies? What zombies? just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys
That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse
Nico then leaned into Katty, and kissed her. He kissed her with every ounce of Vampire strength, pressing his lips forward into hers, feeling her slight breath and her soft lips touch against his with...
I loved learning to fight and kill zombies.
Not all the magic of earth is benevolent.
I like zombies, Stephen King also like them.Zombies are pretty interesting creatures,...
At least with zombies I know my enemy and I know what to do: Aim and shoot. It's not so easy with people.