“ When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? Max Frisch
“ The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. P. J. O'Rourke
“ If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino
“ If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Marlon Wayans
“ The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless. Steven Patrick Morrissey
